rabioheab:

has anyone on this website ever heard of benedict cumberbatch 

Who

hallloween:

I can’t decide if

• someone stabbed someone else over a cheeseburger
• someone stabbed someone else with a cheeseburger
• someone stabbed a cheeseburger
• a cheeseburger stabbed someone
• a cheeseburger stabbed another cheeseburger

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

holmelessblog:

IM LAUGHING SO MUCH HARDER THAN I SHOULD BE

iamshercumberbatched:

roxxybot:

coolscar:

johnfkennedy:

WHY ISNT JOHN F KENNEDY THE CURRENT PRESIDENT

let it go jfk

i dont know, i think he deserves another shot

too soon

I can tell it, this movie is going to be heartbreaking

gaylucifer:

ebonyfreebird:

Why has Tumblr taught me more about basic living than all of my previous schooling experiences combined

When you assume knowing things about tubes of liquid is more important than an education. 

your-geek-is-showing:

superwholock-omg:

Silence will fall when the question is asked…

what did you say i forgot?

proclaimingwar:

I tried taking semi-attractive selfies with that multiple shot thing and it was ok at first and then I saw a spider on the wall and it went downhill from there..

darkflamesash:

edgebug:

edgebug:

Hannibal looks like a really cute show ok I mean from what i’ve seen on my dash it’s basically a nice story about a single dad who happens to be a cannibal in is spare time and his daughter and his on-again-off-again boyfriend?? i think i’ll watch an episode

PEOPLES HEADS ARE ON FIRE AND PEOPLES FLESH IS PEELED OFF THEIR BACKS WHAT THE FUCK ABORT ABORT

hyenaboy:

You guys didn’t even try to hide that one!