We're all stories in the end

I'm probably the most boring person youll find today. Tori, 20 from Maryland or New Jersey, idk. Theatre person, college student, fandom extraordinaire. Probably going to run hell one day. See you there.



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neptunain:

go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait

20 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 57,469 notes
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themetaisawesome:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

penis-hilton:

same

I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy

Ditto

20 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 281,693 notes

I’m pretty much the master of handling things completely wrong.

20 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 1,866 notes
ineloquentformalities:

drabblemeister:

Finally finished my Carla-Jaeger-being-eaten-by-a-Titan cosplay gown!

Oh my fcking god

ineloquentformalities:

drabblemeister:

Finally finished my Carla-Jaeger-being-eaten-by-a-Titan cosplay gown!

Oh my fcking god

20 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 103,261 notes
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spicyshimmy:

because nothing says christmas like your soulmate dying of radiation poisoning giving you one last goodbye kiss through the glass while your knees crumple under the weight of your sorrow, the upcoming 2015 wrath of khan hallmark christmas ornament is a must have!

21 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 1,999 notes

mortalwinchesters:

surprisebitch:

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shadowhunterwinchester shayzie
22 hours ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 400,118 notes

ktnissevurdeen:

buttalecki:

what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period? 

like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons

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1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 264,663 notes

thesassylorax:

theunithasasoul:

amazingavengers:

beifag:

k1mkardashian:

girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket 

having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry

none of you can do it discreetly anyways

we see you

everyone sees you

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 386,860 notes

luciferssugardaddy:

when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents

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1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 378,709 notes

"I suppose that doesn’t help."

1 day ago on July 24th, 2014 | J | 238 notes

What is love? (OITNB version)

orangeisthenewlife:

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