go into a starbucks in NYC and say very loudly into your phone “this movie script is stale and trite! we need some new talent, someone with a fresh outlook” and wait
I'm probably the most boring person youll find today. Tori, 20 from Maryland or New Jersey, idk. Theatre person, college student, fandom extraordinaire. Probably going to run hell one day. See you there.
I’m convinced that all these posts were made by Draco Malfoy
I’m pretty much the master of handling things completely wrong.
Finally finished my Carla-Jaeger-being-eaten-by-a-Titan cosplay gown!
Oh my fcking god
because nothing says christmas like your soulmate dying of radiation poisoning giving you one last goodbye kiss through the glass while your knees crumple under the weight of your sorrow, the upcoming 2015 wrath of khan hallmark christmas ornament is a must have!
what do you do at hogwarts if you start your period?
like do you go and see madam promfrey? or your head of year? because i’m just trying to imagine the slytherin girls going snape and asking for tampons
girls think having a period sucks but try having to fix your penis discreetly through your pocket
having the insides of your organs shed and come out through your genitals does not compare to having displaced balls sorry
none of you can do it discreetly anyways
we see you
everyone sees you
when you see a fine booty in the street but you are with your parents
"I suppose that doesn’t help."