We're all stories in the end

I'm probably the most boring person youll find today. Tori, 20 from Maryland or New Jersey, idk. Theatre person, college student, fandom extraordinaire. Probably going to run hell one day. See you there.



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3ch0-lokshun:

speakintongueandcheek:

shisnojon:

heliolisk:

any cookie is bite sized if you try hard enough

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ANY COOKIE IS BITE SIZED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH

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NOT ALL COOKIES

5 days ago on August 26th, 2014 | J | 375,037 notes
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To be or not to be, that is the question:
Whether ‘tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of ourtrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles
And by opposing end them. To die – to sleep,
No more; and by a sleep to say we end
The heart-ache and the thoursand natural shocks
That flesh is air to: ‘tis a consummation
Devoutly to be wished. To die. To sleep;
To sleep, perchance to dream – ay, there’s the rub:
For in that sleep of death what dreams may come,
When we have shuffled off this mortal coi,
Must give us pause – there’s the respect
That makes calamity of so long life.
For who would bear the whips and scorns of time,
The oppressor’s wrong, the proud man’s contumely,
The pangs of despised love, the law’s delay,
The insolence of office, and the spurns
That patient merit for the unworthy takes,
When he himself might his quietus make
With a bare bobkin? Who would fardels bear,
To grunt and sweat under a weary life,
But that the dread of something after death,
The undiscovered country, from whose bourn
No traveler returns, puzzles the will,
And makes us rather bear those ills we have
Than fly to others that we know not of?
Thus consciences does make cowards of us all,
And thus the native hue of resolution
Is sicklied o’er with the pale cast of thought,
And enterprises of great pitch and moment
With this regard their currents turn awry
And lose the name of action. Soft you now,
The fair Ophelia, in my orisons
Be all my sins remembered.
William Shakespeare, Hamlet 3.1.63-97 (via blackdiamondlily)
5 days ago on August 26th, 2014 | J | 52 notes

gameofchrons:

is this what having a penis is like 

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quasi-nerd:

disneysghost:

highhh:

yungtapatio:

Actors revisit their famous movie roles

Love this

Who is the photographer who did this series!? 

the last one <3

5 days ago on August 26th, 2014 | J | 35,162 notes

eatpizzas:

toxicwinner:

how many times have i seen the prettiest girls w the ugliest guys and I’m staring at him wondering if it’s the way the light is hitting his face or smth and she’s looking at me like stay away from my man…listen im just trying to solve a puzzle you beautiful idiot

6 days ago on August 26th, 2014 | J | 36,172 notes
larstheyeti:

Nobody cares what you think, stomach. [theawkwardyeti]

larstheyeti:

Nobody cares what you think, stomach. [theawkwardyeti]

6 days ago on August 26th, 2014 | J | 4,903 notes

rosereturns:

first and last words of each regeneration of the new who doctors

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potterswheeezy:

Harry Potter Film Concept Art by Adam Brockbank (x)

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biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

6 days ago on August 26th, 2014 | J | 383,710 notes

carriehopefletcher:

bulllymia:

animentary:

hellomrtoshy:

castleforeverx:

YES.YES.YES. People need to realise this 

Hell Yes! 

I feel like this needs to be shared with a ton of people.

Sorry for the color but i love this.

Can everyone take notice of this please? 

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helloloveducks:

babygirlimablur:

This is it. This is how it started.

It baffles me when no one I work with knows why I’m so cool.

helloloveducks:

babygirlimablur:

This is it. This is how it started.

It baffles me when no one I work with knows why I’m so cool.
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hawkules:

the fact that bioware can get away with retconning anything in da2 by simply saying it was fanfiction varric wrote is both hilarious and scary

6 days ago on August 26th, 2014 | J | 1,721 notes