We're all stories in the end

I'm probably the most boring person youll find today. Tori, 20 from Maryland or New Jersey, idk. Theatre person, college student, fandom extraordinaire. Probably going to run hell one day. See you there.



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imabsolutelymessedup:

self-medicated—nutcase:

release-the-reins:

too-stoned-to-remember:

My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs 

ITS SMILING

Mermaid dogs

imabsolutelymessedup:

self-medicated—nutcase:

release-the-reins:

too-stoned-to-remember:

My dad is a diver, he used to dive with seals and he said that they would just play around you and basically they were just mermaid dogs 

ITS SMILING

Mermaid dogs

1 hour ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 913,579 notes
trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US



The gif makes the post 666% better

trumpephile:

welcome-to-the-bark-side:

sweetstarfleet:

SHIT THEY’RE ON TO US

The gif makes the post 666% better

1 hour ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 60,134 notes
Most people die at 25 and aren’t buried until they’re 75.

Benjamin Franklin (via vitael)

Best quote ever

(via stay-alive4urdreams)

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emmasneverland:

"See anything?"

"Hmm?"

"Any clues, Mr Holmes?"

1 hour ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 8,760 notes
491,670 plays

shinykaito:

everyone stop what you are doing and watch this vine rIGHT NOW

1 hour ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 80,287 notes
ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?Megan.

ask-koki-kariya:

suprarationality:

The Fault in Our Stepbrothers

Megan?
Megan.

1 hour ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 77,765 notes

athomewithmargaery:

senpai-noticed-you-so-he:

tasnimsmentalroadtrip:

If a guy ever makes you jealous using another girl, make sure you don’t blame the girl. Blame the guy. Team up with the girl and set him on fire. Do it. Girl power.

#and then date the girl

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arsenalviolet:

ohana-means-famiree:

poshcoughing:

americansavior:

itsjustsatanthings:

cumber-bitches:

caswantsdeansassbutt:

cumber-bitches:

cumber-bitches:

I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.

omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven

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In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy. 

polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.

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this week on: britan thinks its special

This week on america copies everything from Britain.

HOLD THE FUCK UP

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whatissthiswitchery
1 hour ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 213,843 notes
Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
Skin: Do you tan easily?
Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
Tongue: What was in your last meal?
Windpipe: Do you sing?
Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
Back: Have you had sex?
Hips: Do you like to dance?
Thighs: Has anyone ever called you fat or ugly?
Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
2 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 867,341 notes

21 People On What They Would Tell Their 19-Year-Old Selves

Jonathan, 55: There is no such thing as “the only one”. You will meet lots of “the ones”. Only commit when the timing is right for the both of you – that can take years for some, and that’s okay.
Miranda, 24: Drop pre-med.
Isaac, 48: Deodorant does not count as a shower, and that haircut only looked good on Bon Jovi.
Anya, 42: Make the conscious decision to be happy, and then stick with it. Society will do everything in its power to convince you that your personal happiness is dependent on something external – beauty, success, wealth, etc. – it isn’t.
Parker, 55: 60% of the things you think are important now won’t matter a whit to you by the time you reach 50. The trick is to figure out the important 40% and work it.
Megan, 34: He doesn’t love you, and you will be okay.
Peter, 58: Don’t let anything stand in your way of taking part (or all) of your junior year abroad. You’ll never again have quite the same opportunity to experience a foreign land, for an extended period of time, in your youth. It is destined to be one of the most memorable aspects of your life.
Eleanor, 67: Talk less. Listen more.
Donald, 27: There’s a huge difference between who you want to be and who everyone around you wants you to be. Figure out which is which.
Camille, 56: Always remember: when falling off a horse, pull your tongue in.
Jackson, 57: No one knows anything for sure. They’re all just doing the best they can with what they have, just like you.
Vicki, 47: You’ll never have all the answers, so make every question count.
Donald, 38: You don’t have to grow up to be the dad you never had.
Katelyn, 30: Make the most out of college. You will never again be at a place where your only goal is to learn. Learn a lot, learn often, and learn with reckless abandon.
Joshua, 55: Women love to laugh.
Annabelle, 38: Drugs are not beautiful, glamorous or opulent. They are not a remedy, a solution, a cure-all, or a cure-anything.
Colin, 50: You miss so much life when you sleep until 3 PM. Wake up to see sunrises; they are the most stunning of nature’s masterpieces.
Eleanor, 26: Eating two pints of ice cream won’t make you happy. Neither will sprinting 10 miles. Be nice to yourself.
Aaron, 52: Don’t forget to ask that girl in the Oberlin library what kind of perfume she’s wearing. You’ll buy it for her in 20 years.
Scarlett, 54: Don’t be afraid to be yourself. Those that get you will love you, those that don’t, well, their loss. Just remember: Wherever you are, it’s a party.
Zack, 9: I hope you’re awesome. And be nice to girls.
2 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 251,020 notes

gordman2:

Humorous Movie Marquee Mash-Ups

13 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 82,094 notes
jesssayno:

afrokitty:

Katt Dogg

Bwahahaaha!! I can’t!

jesssayno:

afrokitty:

Katt Dogg

Bwahahaaha!! I can’t!

13 hours ago on July 29th, 2014 | J | 33,711 notes
spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II


Um

spacecadet:

Stuff you could get away with saying on a kid’s show in the 90s, part II

Um

17 hours ago on July 28th, 2014 | J | 98,436 notes